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Kevin loves his fake-people theories.  The latest one he wanted to share with the world - Robin Williams (who died in 2014) is the President of Argentina. We'll just leave it there for you to enjoy.    nanu nanu

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Another Prediction

Sharing this for posterity  Kevin has another prediction of YUGE things to come. Will this all come to pass today? Or will it be delegated to other Kevin predictions that will never be mentioned ever again? Hopefully you're one of Kevin's "good people". 

Epstein Vote

With the House voting 427 - 1 in favor of releasing the Epstein files, Kevin has his thoughts on the one "no" vote. I bet you're thinking that it's a condemnation of some "libtard" "pedophile" "loser" who probably hates America and is serving the demonic "cabal". Nope. It's a Republican who Kevin is wholeheartedly in support of, while writing that Trump will veto the bill anyway.  "President Donald J. Trump is going to do what's right. I guarantee that he will not sign this bill...Trump is going to do the right thing." Remember everyone, keeping potential sex offenders and child abusers safe is Kevin's priority. Or maybe the priority is just keeping Trump safe. Either way.  When Trump vetoes the bill, no one will understand. Well....Kevin will....but no one else! Because the evil Democrats have been withholding the Epstein files, but now they want them released, but Republicans don't, but now they don...

17 - 42

Like every good QAnon-er, Kevin loves 17 Q being the 17th letter of the alphabet, Kevin sees the number in everyday life and as a sign of deeper meaning . He posts, fairly consistently, screenshots with the number 17 in it - or any such combination of 1 and 7 - 171, 711, 11,700, 7011, 1847, whatever.  Are these secret messages meant for Kevin's eyes only? Is he the prophet that can interpret the real meaning of our life? Does Amazon want him to know the hidden truth about home cleaning products?  No. But don't tell that to Kevin. He's so into #17 that he even attributes the recent UPS plane crash in Louisville to Q revelation.  What's in a number? Not much - but if you look for it and assign great value to it, you'll be happy.  So we decided to choose our own number to follow!  42!   Being the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, 42 will be our sacred number. It will be tracked as closely as Kevin tracks sightings of h...

Fake People

Kevin's best attribute is his ability to believe that everyone is fake.  People in the news are either AI, men-pretending-to-be-women, paid actors, etc. Except for Kevin. Kevin is totally real. And Kevin's family.....maybe (deepfake!!) Charlie Kirk's wife? Fake Jennifer Anniston? Man Kate Middleton? Dead Nefarious parental lineage? Everywhere Angela Merkel is Hitler's daughter, because they're both German? I guess? The best is that Barbara Bush was the daughter of Aleister Crowley - because of an April's Fools joke that was later repeated by Alex Jones on InfoWars .  More fantastic "research skills" from Kevin. 

More Tunnels

Kevin and his tunnels He's already taught us so much about the non-existent Tijuana-to-Chicago drug cartel/Amazon tunnel and the gameplay fantasy Caribbean tunnels .  So here's the equally non-existent national tunnel system! All operating underground magnetic levitation trains traveling 1000mph.  Cool.