A Watauga Conservative

You might be wondering... We've started to introduce Kevin to you, yet we've only highlighted the interesting theories that he espouses. Tantalizing epics of lost civilizations , government-sponsored mind control , the new rules of gravity , and sun revelations have dominated this series so far.  Kevin looking at the sun simulator But what of current events? Where are the posts about Israel/Gaza, the federal shutdown, national guard deployments in multiple cities?  Kevin describing his model of Tartaria This isn’t about mocking Kevin or dismissing him as a caricature of the internet conspiracy theorist. What’s worth unpacking is the foundation on which his worldview has been built. Kevin is not a content  creator , he is a content  consumer . Kevin isn’t creating a narrative; he’s amplifying one. He’s more content consumer than creator, living in an endless loop of reposts, shares, and algorithm-fed recommendations. His feed tells a story, but not his own. Each day,...

 Kevin is a flat-earther...because of course he is  SUN Tzu's Art of Weird   One of the fun branches of the flat earth conspiracy is that of the fake sun . Through this, it is purported that NASA operates a gigantic sun simulator and that what you see up in the sky is not some huge gaseous fireball of a star (who would believe that!? ) - it's a simulated light and heat source developed by the government, with its true intentions hidden.  NASA's Dr. Gabe Lewis taking questions NASA does, in fact, operate sun simulators to test both emerging technologies (e.g., solar powered collectors for spacecraft) and the effects of solar exposure on new materials. NASA does not, however, operate a fake sun that lights and heats our planet.  Lens flares and other types of digital artifact are often provided as evidence of the sun simulator theory, but it's quickly debunked by overwhelming scientific evidence, basic physics, and the misinterpretation of NASA's actual scie...

"Something to seriously consider" is what Kevin wrote when reposting this. Seriously consider that fluoride and hearing tests are legitimate means of mind control - all driven by the US government in an attempt to manipulate the masses!  I certainly remember fluoride tablets and school auditory testing (or do I?) , so I may be completely under their spell. Overall health, however, has been the focus of these public health initiatives. Cost-benefit analyses of public water fluoridation programs have consistently shown a  20x-30x return on investment for communities by decreasing the prevalence of cavities by 25% .  A big 'ole glass of mind control Hearing tests also contribute to our greater wellbeing . Approximately 15% of children experience some sort of hearing loss. This, in turn, affects their ability to learn, communicate, and socialize in a typical environment. If appropriately identified and managed, these issues can be easily avoided, increasing the quality of lif...

@nunchakusdragon Did you hear about the underground tunnel that’s been dug from Tijuana to Chicago?! It’s the world’s longest tunnel? #tunnel #worldrecord #fyp #foryou #foryoupage ♬ original sound - Nunchakusdragon How we wish we all had the insider knowledge that Kevin has! Did you know that there is a drug cartel tunnel that runs from Tijuana directly to Chicago ?  This tunnel has been used to transport drugs from Mexico all the way to the cartel's distribution hub in Chicago - thus easily flooding the US market with illicit substances. Now ignore the fact that these two cities are separated by more than 2,000 miles. Or that it would take one month to walk that distance.  My feet hurt already And ignore the fact that this tunnel "...goes under, like, 15 different states.." (it's actually, like, 8). Also ignore the immense amount of planning and logistics that would be necessary for this project - supply stops, advanced ventilation along the route, bathroom fac...

"Gravity don't exist" Did Kevin re-post this? Yup. And for those of you playing Kevin MAGA Bingo: Mud Flood - real Gravity - fake 

  Where to start with Kevin's mind....where oh where.... Let's start someplace you can't find on a map, that's where! Somewhere that's been purposefully erased from all of history. A civilization so advanced and enlightened that it had to be systematically destroyed. Tartaria .  Haven't heard of Tartaria? You're not alone (including my spellcheck, which doesn't think it's a real word). In short, Tartaria was a vast civilization, spanning the globe, bringing scientific and cultural wonders to the world.  This civilization, so epic and profound, was summarily destroyed by targeted mud floods . All of their technology and architecture was lost in the mire (sometime in the 1700s?). Or so we thought! Ancient buildings have be unearthed over time and are now claimed to be "built" by our contemporaries.  That gorgeous cathedral in your city? Built 2000 years ago. Mud Flood.  Pittsburgh? Totally ancient. Mud Flood.  What Tartaria really boils down ...