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Friday, November 11, 2016

This Was Posted By Anonymous. Sorry I can't be more specific.

Anonymous Thanks Anonymous





News Update from Canada
The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.

Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors,
global-warming activists, and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.

"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Alberta border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet and some kale chips. When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.

Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s.
"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones.

"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?

Now that Trump has been elected, with the liberal invasion now happening, Canada is considering building a border wall to stop this as last resort.


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

All these spoiled brat, obscene protesting crybaby losers threatened to "go to Canada" if Trump won because he's racist. How is he racist? He wants to build a wall and talks bad about illegal aliens from Mexico? If you support Mexicans so much, why are you not moving to Mexico? Why Canada? Go to Mexico to live and support the victims of Trump's "racism!" Because deep down, these all-knowing liberal buffoons are the real racists. They wouldn't lower themselves so much as to go and live among the people they claim to support.

Sarkazein said...

Mexico doesn't want them either. The drug cartels want to keep their best customers right here in the good ole USA.

Wolf's Head said...

The reason Obama, the clintons and lefties in general don't want the border enforced or a wall built is to facilitate the billions of dollars worth of drugs coming into this country.

A border wall would cut off their supply and then we'll see some REALLY bad riots.

Sarkazein said...

Obama is losing power quickly. 150 Border agents are on there way to the southern border. The Left will be hoarding dope like JFK did with Cuban cigars.

Cyclops said...

OMG,That's the most hilarious post I've read in years. I can't stop laughing. But here's my dilemma ---Should I forward it to my liberal daughter who lives in Montreal and is a tenured university professor up there?