This blog,originally founded by Blogger, who is listed in Marquis Who's Who and is a recipient of the Albert Nelson Marquis Lifetime Achievement Award. He holds a theological degree and a doctorate in Counseling Psychology. Taught Psychology for 32 years and is now Professor Emeritus. Is a board-certified psychologist and was awarded the Lifetime Achievement Award in his profession. Ministered as a chaplain, and pastored Baptist and Episcopal churches. Publications cover the integration of psychology and theology. Served in the Army, the Merchant Marines and the Peace Corps.

Sunday, April 28, 2019

Glad I Am Not a Member Of The Democrat Base

   I’m glad I am not in the democrat base. If I were, conversations would go like this:

Dem leader "We will give you medicare for all."

Me: Do you really think my elevator goes all the way to the top but the door doesn't open?

They: We are going to give everyone free college tuition.

Me: Do you really think I was behind the door when brains were handed out.

They: We will get rid of fossil fuels.

Me: Do you really think my head whistles in a crosswind

They: Firing Comey was obstructing justice.

Me: Do you really think I’m a walking argument for birth control?

They: Trump thinking about firing Mueller was obstructing justice?

Me : Do you rally think it's hard to believe I beat out 1,000,000 other sperm?

They: Trump has done nothing for this country.

Me: Do you really think I got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching?

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