@nunchakusdragon Did you hear about the underground tunnel that’s been dug from Tijuana to Chicago?! It’s the world’s longest tunnel? #tunnel #worldrecord #fyp #foryou #foryoupage ♬ original sound - Nunchakusdragon
How we wish we all had the insider knowledge that Kevin has! Did you know that there is a drug cartel tunnel that runs from Tijuana directly to Chicago?
This tunnel has been used to transport drugs from Mexico all the way to the cartel's distribution hub in Chicago - thus easily flooding the US market with illicit substances.
Now ignore the fact that these two cities are separated by more than 2,000 miles. Or that it would take one month to walk that distance.
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| My feet hurt already |
And ignore the fact that this tunnel "...goes under, like, 15 different states.." (it's actually, like, 8). Also ignore the immense amount of planning and logistics that would be necessary for this project - supply stops, advanced ventilation along the route, bathroom facilities. Oh, and totally ignore the fact that this doesn't exist.
But OTHER than those facts, this tunnel is a groundbreaking find! And what's more, Amazon wants to buy it to bolster its distribution network. Their existing infrastructure of planes, trucks, warehouses, [and whatever this guy is using] isn't cutting it for the company, apparently.
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| Amazon Man seen delivering tunnel-to-door service |
Tunnels have been found linking Tijuana to the US. The last such one to be discovered was approximately 3,000ft (0.5 miles) long. Somewhere around 100 tunnels have been found in the last 30 years. None of them stretching to Chicago.
The more Kevin re-posts, the more we get to know him.
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