Kevin's best attribute is his ability to believe that everyone is fake.
Jennifer Anniston? Man
People in the news are either AI, men-pretending-to-be-women, paid actors, etc. Except for Kevin. Kevin is totally real. And Kevin's family.....maybe
(deepfake!!)
Charlie Kirk's wife? Fake
Kate Middleton? Dead
Nefarious parental lineage? Everywhere
Angela Merkel is Hitler's daughter, because they're both German? I guess? The best is that Barbara Bush was the daughter of Aleister Crowley - because of an April's Fools joke that was later repeated by Alex Jones on InfoWars.
More fantastic "research skills" from Kevin.
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